nisa suhaimy; fourteen

1. i am your mother
2. *gasps here*
3. Z James Baker = very sexy.
4. milo is sexy too.
5. Tummyache is yummy.
6. i think i ~~love~~ like spammers.
7. i want a meow.

9. Eh. No number 8. Nehmind. I think I'm in love.!
lollipopp-@hotmail.com for self-centred hate mail and msn

msn display name :Ex oh ex oh (♥) 28 March. Shuthefuckup.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

sms from ASLAMthebastard.

"Okay la up to you la sister. Smt i think of making you my gf. Lol. If only you're older and chinese. Life would be so much easier for me. Haha!"

Lol.
If I ever dated you, both my parents would agree to it.
HOW FREAKY.

even mummeh teasd me about dating YOU.
like.
wtf?

Labels: aslam is a bastard

1:17 am

aslam wants me to credit him as my boyfriend in my latest post.

NO WAY LAH BABE.

i bet helmi smsd that not aslam.

harupmh.

Labels: aslam helmi

1:06 am

this is so funny.
well.
you may not find it funny.
convo w murz dated 290907 timed 12.54am

nisa; &you; . eeyore was raped by aslam and helmi. ): says:
now you can go sleep.

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
lol

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
k

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
GOOD MORNING!

nisa; &you; . eeyore was raped by aslam and helmi. ): says:
LOL. funny lah!

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
lol

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
k

nisa; &you; . eeyore was raped by aslam and helmi. ): says:
you sleeping not?

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
yea

Bored. Nothing to do! Somebody kill me!! Removed before Flight. says:
i off lap now

nisa; &you; . eeyore was raped by aslam and helmi. ): says:
okay. gd morning.

lol.
shall use it on someone else nxt time.
unoriginal?
whatev lah!

Labels: murz convo msn

12:56 am

lepak was FUN!
manyLOVES!

LOL.

lepakd with aslam&helmi and bro.
:D
our initial plan was to just play sparklers
then aslam made a rocket!
but it didnt rly go quite high.
thanks to mr aslam there!

we went to the shop behind andandand bought stuff to make rockets.
wahpiang.
aslam&helmi talkd about betting on soccer with the shop uncle can. X(

like.
zzzz.

fastforward.
bro only gave me 5 minutes to blog.
LIKE.
WTF.

we playd @ the playground at like 10+
lol!
helmi hurt his balls like TWICE.

thenthen we went to the gym playground and the lights of the playground suddenly offd and i screamed while we were playing grabbd my flipflops and RAN.

LOL.

after that.
they went to my house.
molested my bed.
raped my stuff toys.
raped EEYORE!
lol.

then we camwhored while watching chelsea vs fulham.
DROGBA WAS SENT OFF!
HRMPH.

eeyore and blind ultraman both have MOHAWKS!
cookie monster doesnt!
YEAAAAAH.

helmi tried playing golf with ultraman's head.
he flung it and it got STUCK TO THE DOOR WHICH HAD WET PAINT.!
LOL!
they took cookie monster and ultraman home.

I WANT IT BACK CLEAN OKAY!

pictures!
[i swear. i will be updating this post ASAP! 5 minutes is not enough cos i have VIDS!.]

HAAAAAANG.

DAAAAANG. LETS HANG.

"ULTRAMAN PINJAM MATA COOKIE MONSTER!"
SAYS HELMI THE ASSHOLE.

"EH! EAT ULTRAMAN'S EYE!"
SAYS ASLAM THE BASTARD.

yeah.
theSLEEPgang is finally on deathandhonour.blogspot.com

HANG SOME MORE LAH!

theSLEEPgang and ASLAM the bastard.

theSLEEPgang and US!
no time to photoshop lah!

loves!
will update!

<3NISAAA!

Labels: aslam helmi eeyore playground ultraman cookie monster

12:20 am

Saturday, September 29, 2007

RENIE&NISA
chat convo dated 290907 timed 1242 hrs.

nisa; &you; perplexity spar fluster. eeyore feels dirty. says:
fucklah. i hate that fucking whore can.

I'm holding on to you and I do not know why. says:
lol

nisa; &you; perplexity spar fluster. eeyore feels dirty. says:
each time i see her in school. i wanna rip my blade out and stab her fucking face.

ANger transferred to keyboard and MSN. TADAH. (:
________________________________________________________

nisa; &you; perplexity spar fluster. eeyore feels dirty. says:
does your mum let you sleepover @ ppls house?

I'm holding on to you and I do not know why. says:
no. why?

I'm holding on to you and I do not know why. says:
SHE IS A BITCH. I rmb she banning me when I was eight. Im nt sure if the ban is still valid now

nisa; &you; perplexity spar fluster. eeyore feels dirty. says:
LOL. expired! (:

lol. Renie, baby, maybe she wants you to renew it soon. It comes with free lectures. (:
__________________________________________________________

nisa; &you; perplexity spar fluster. eeyore feels dirty. says:
man. one of ignoramus' friends said that he's not exactly what i think? BUT I DONT CAREEEEE. I WANT IGNORAMUS, PLS.

I'm holding on to you and I don't know why. says:
lol. We are in love and we dont care what other people think we just want the dude. Give us the dude and we'll be content for a long time.

LOL. This is EFFING funny, pls! XD
_________________________________________________________

LOL.

Labels: renie ignoramus

12:43 pm

how ironic, pls.

Me, Not Her

by Jennifer Souza

I'm not sure if you know or not
But I really do love you a lot.
You still hold a special place in my heart
And you did, right from the start.

But when she came along and took your breath away,
I was devastated and didn't know what to say.
I spend my nights crying, time after time,
I spent my days lying, saying I was fine.

Little did you know, my heart was crushed inside,
And on that day, a little of me died.
But with her, you look so in love
'Cause you are an angel from above.

I now have to teach my heart to move on,
For, you are now forever gone.
But about one thing I am unsure:
Why it can't be me, and not her.

_____________________________________

Surveys in Friendster.
Yeah.
They're sure ask a wholelotta bullshit.
But one question really hit me.

"What do you miss the most now?"

Well. I really just have a wholelotta answers.
Cant possibly list them all down in one bulletin right.
And I, unlike some twits, will put HIM <3 as the answer
but thats just too common and a tad cheesy.

BOO.

I just really really really just miss Boo.
She's been MIA for like 098403284032 decades?
well, maybe not.

PEPPER LUNCH @ TAKA

MISSD!
remember when you pretended to eat your hotplate even tho you finshd cos you dont want the guy to take your hotplate away.

LOL.

Melting ice on it was super fun.
andaandand. the BUNNY EARS. <3
they're definitely LOVD and MISSD.

i heard you've been pon-ning school, huh.
LOL.
went swimming with hazirah again huh?
LOL.

well.

moments of Gerard Way and Frank Iero, I cherish lah BOO!
<3

BOO.
come back LAH.

Labels: missing Boo inda elizabeth pepper lunch spotlight

12:11 am

Friday, September 28, 2007

this is for YOU.
if you're reading this.

you almost made me want to go to a GIRLS school.
not gonna happen huh.

you almost made me cut myself.
tanyasingh confiscated my blades.
not really gonna happen i think.

you made me plunge into a state of dysphoria.
it DID happen.

_________________________________

i try to disdain the fact
that i still love you
but somehow things just
tend to turn back

and face you like a semblance
an unreal appearance
that seems real somehow
but thats only for now

a day without your sight
is a fear that i might
go thru every single day
but for now come what may

i just want you to know
that i really cant get over you
no matter how hard i try to

i just still love you

Labels: YOU love i still

10:40 pm

RAHR!

~~WHEEEE!~~
its that time of the year.
AHGAIN.
sadly.

laptop's status - SHOVD AWAY. [willingly]

my revision books seemed jubilant that they were finally off random shelves and away from dust bunnehs.

had a study session with ms LIM U-SHAN and tanyasingh and frenchfries.
<3

basically.
Sotong and tanyasingh decided to be horny and DID ALL KINDS OF STUFF WITH EEYORE.

That includes:-
-Making it hump other non-living things [SCANDALOUS! O:]
-Shoving stationery up its ASS.
-Changed its name to EEYER.

RAHR.

it feels DIRTAYYYE.
must wash it.
(:

and we went to Macs and
SIBYL and me listend to AYUMI HAMASAKI. <3
JEWELLL!
man.
sibyl is LIKE SUPER good at rapping in japanese.
i was like.
O:
ye. [i used YE!]

RAHR.
i <3 SIBLEEEH TEO YEN JIN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIBLEEEH TEO YEN JIN! [INSERT LOLLIPOP PICTURE HERE]

Labels: frenchfries tanyasingh maths sibyl ayumi

8:17 pm

Thursday, September 27, 2007

it really sucks
when you have sanguine expectations
and it just falls apart
just like that
and this really flummoxes me, pls.

RAHR!
i feel like just going back to Indonesia and marry my HAWT cousin.

big whoops for RENIE.
(:
she's one supportive babe.

random pictures taken today and yesterday.

so today.
everyone was obssesed with this "WILL WORK FOR..."

ChinHwee - Will work for JAE JOONG AND TEUKIE

Sherrie - Will work for A1s

Jasmine - Will work for PHONE!
ShuBei - Will work for FISHBALLS [and CHINTECK]

LiShi - Will work for SOTONG food!

KahJun - Will work for COCKROACH FOOD

Mine - Will work for LOLLIPOPS

and Syafiq, ChinHwee and LiShi thought me a new word
YE.
its a substitute for YES.

Syafiq claims that its - African and that Hwee copied him. [he claims this as he originates from Africa. LOL.]
Syafiq says that ChinHwee copied him. HEEEE.

ChinHwee and I claim that its from Korean dramas!
GOONG!
so true lah, pls.

LiShi claimed that she started it first! She has no evidence to support this.

GOSH.
i sound so HISTORY SBQ pls!

so, YE, to you.

Labels: will work for YE

9:29 pm

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

EEYORE goes to school.
MORE ABOUT THIS TOMMOROW!

8:42 pm

Friday, September 21, 2007

the reason for my blogging today is because im just
fucking pissed at her.

she blogs.
im sorry.
i mean.
SHE BITCHES SO FUCKING DIRECTLY AS IF THAT MOTHERFUCKING BLOG IS HER WHAT PERSONAL DIARY.

HELLO!?
PEOPLE READ YOUR BLOG.
READ, OHKAY!

AND IM ENDURING ALL THE DOTDOTDOTS [.........] THAT YOU PUT IN YOUR POST JUST BECAUSE I WANNA SEE WHATS YOU'RE BASICALLY CRAPPING ABOUT.

I MEAN PUTTING MORE DOTS IN YOUR POSTS MAKE THEM PIMPLY, AIGHT.

quotes from her blog.
she disabld copypaste in her blog or something.
but.
apparently.
im not that TOOPID.

their love for gossips never ending sia..

HELLO.
we're girls.
we GOSSIP.
what PLANET have you been on all this while?

they think they're so smart..

yes. WE APPARENTLY DO.
we got thru this because we workd hard.
UHUH.
if not.
we will be in some retarded school right?

and they think they're loved by everyone else... seriously...they should just brain wash themselves... or like..just bang themselves against the wall and get to see the the ugly truth about the world???

yes.
MY MOTHER LOVES ME VERY MUCH.
SO DOES MY PET GOLDFISH.
why should we brainwash ourselves.
how is THAT relevant to ANYTHING?!

and honey.
i would gladly like to bang against the wall if im willing.
but that would just be RETARDED right?

and WHAT IS THE UGLY TRUTH THAT YOU CLAIM OF?
how is banging your head against the wall and making your head bleed make you see the ugly truth about the world?
like.
HUH?!

... i hate fako fako fakos!!!!

babe.
you just sound like you desperately wanna fuck someone.

cant they at least be more realistic??

how REAL do you want us to be?
we're not acting like we're a bunch of teletubbies right?
we're acting like PEOPLE.
so i guess that makes us REAL.
unless you think we're just holograms.

especially like after they joined lets act(an asthetic program introduced by our sch) i just hope they can dissappear from my life.. fuck those ppl to hell... go away and leave me alone fuckers!

asthetic?
like wtf is that.
AESTHETICS.

DISSAPEAR.
one FUCKING 's'.
DISAPPEAR.

oh.
we would GLADLY like to leave you alone.
and you know.
we have actually been doing that for like the past 34908230948 weeks?!

...i hate ppl with the suck-up attitude like :"i dont understand what u're saying(with that fucked-up look of looking down of ppl)"

urh.
we dont suck up to you.
like.
since WHEN?
like.

Before: A,B,c
A: have kind of wisdom, gave ppl the feeling that she's worth looking upon as a older sister. B: a bit kuku yet somehow funny, can be pissed of by her attitude sometimes..but not any biggie... C: doesnt make ppl feel like she's very act.

AFTER hanging out with d alot: A: bitch, AP, ACBC B: AP, look down on ppl, think she KNOWS everything..(even if she knows, can like dont add the attitude prob ingredient to it???), changed completely. even TAO ppl C:she? man i dont give a F damn abt listing all abt her...she just changed completely..oh ya let me emphasis - it's change from GOOD(not even excellent) to more the n worse

OI.
you think what.
extreme makeover ah
got BEFORE AFTER.
what the hell does attitude prob ingredient even MEANS?

emphasis?
where's the effing 'e'?

you are the one causing ALL THIS.
we're you're AFTERMATH, understand.

you've hurt me and my friends.
my policy is.
feel free to
bitch about us
because we can always BITCH BACK.

understand.
unless thats too cheem for you.

they think they're still *popular* mind u.. they think they're*POPULAR* and very knowledgeable..can i vomit while saying that?

we dont think we're popular.
we just have a larger circle of friends.
thats just it.

we're in fact KNOWLEDGEABLE.
do you even know who's Stalin?
NO, right.
i bet you think Stalin is some club in Geylang.

lets just say i think that Tanya just uses friends as pillar....

pillar?
like.
HUH?!
friends are for you to lean on and be a support for you.
PILLARS ARE MEANT TO LEAN ON.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING.

moving on to YOU.
yes you.

[name] aka Angel ^o^

First.
You said you're name was Joyce.
and then Sophia.
and when I asked you about your previous name, Joyce.
you acted blur and denied that you ever used the name before.
Sophia?
you signed your name as SOPHIA.
when thats NOT YOUR NAME.
and you even siad that Tanya's signature doesnt make sense.

ARE YOU BLIND OR SOMETHING.
YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY THAT HER SIGNATURE BEARS THE NAME TANYA.
and yours.
got STAR some more.
WOOOHOOO.
[retches]
your name is NOT SOPHIA.

and now you move on to ANGEL.
[girl. you're seriously making me RETCH.]
btw.
that sound's like a STRIPPER's name okay. :D

imagine this.
2 guys planning to go Geylang.

Boon : Eh. I wanna go Geylang leh.
Beng: Me oso.
Boon : I wanna fuck that, Angel, nia.
Beng: I hear she very cheap leh.

ROFL.
LMAO.
LOL.

i know.
you must be thinking im a slut.
yes, i am.
watcha gonna do.

Labels: BITCH., its my time now

9:02 pm

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

fuck.
im fourteen now.
what do i do.

Labels: this is shit.

12:02 am

something.

time would take us by surprise
no time for your thoughts to surmise
even i tried to exculpate myself
but helter-skelter had to happen now

im not sorry for trying to vindicate you
and i thought it was the right thing to do
but all along you whispered aspersions
all along you created astriction, constriction

so what was i to do.

i could just turn my back on you
but face it i didnt and cant help to
you think things just fade to black
you know things are bound to turn back

fait accompli is all i can say
and once you said come what may
fuck. murmur calumniations again
well face it bitch. here's the pain

and all i can announce is that
here's your sequel
bitch

by Nisa Suhaimy

Labels: superman was always a spandex fan

12:01 am

Saturday, September 08, 2007

cooking with an idiot is pure pleasure. :D

lol.
welll.
aslam did most of the cooking.
i just sat there and laughd.
and he lockd me in the kitchen and forcd me to watch the chicken wings.

Labels: hello kitty is in deep shayyyte.

9:54 pm

Thursday, September 06, 2007

met syafiqah.
i miss her like cheeseburgers.

i told her i bought pen knife refills and she said if im going to cut myself again.
she will kill me.
god.
she sounded serious.
very serious.

I WAS ON MUTTONS :D
for those who have no idea what MUTTONS are.
[click here]

anyway.
im not expecting anything.
you shouldn't have hintd!
it will not be a surprise anymore. :(
oh well.
i know what i want.
but possibly i think i will have to wait for 3894723894792384723857 YEARS.
man.
thats effing long.
i guess i should go elliot yamin-y.
NO.
gosh. im having conscience thingy all over again.
FUCK.
i shouldnt have sworn huh.
i promisd to tone it down a little or something like that i remembrd.
Nabil rememberd.
thats like so fucking sweet. :D
can i swear!?

89347erjenioruroieuitu83247ekjf34957weri!

there, there.

1:39 am

yeaaaaaah. new blogskin. :D
that's saosin and atreyu.

do tag.
cos my tagboard is botak.

plus.
ill tone down on the swearing.
[renjun requestd. anything for you, babe.]

im going out with Sherrie, Tanya and Miss Kaur for dinner and HAIRSPRAY. :D
TODAAAAAAY. :DDDD

SO SUPER EXCITD!

ill definitely post photos aight! :D

<3 NISA.

12:26 am

Sunday, September 02, 2007

AAAAAAAAAAH!
I am so super happaye!
I CAN SWEAR NOW!

WEIOQWUEUQWNIOEFIOJERWIOFMEJIYLVTREYITUN!

Cos I went for a super siao SHOPPING SPREE :D
and I went to the salon too! :D

I bought 6 TOPS AND A PAIR OF JEANS!! :dd

Here's what I bought with Amalina at Batam.

i shall not talk much!
let the pictures talk. :DDD

i desperately tried to flaunt my dimple.
but miserably failed.

we tried to fold plastic straw hearts whenever we could :D

i <3 you LINAAAA!

4:40 pm