INDONESIA PART SATU :DWell, my 7 day trip WASN't enough.
DUH. No one can get enough of holidays right?
I havent been there for like 4 years can?!?!
Everything seemed to look the same but the people changed lah. Some still recognised me though.
This was how some people reacted:
"WAHH. Nisa, you so tall and pretty ah. And fairer also. Your face is like your dad's ah."
Note: I've been known to have my dad's face [bahhh! why can't look like my mum sia.] and my dad's skin tone. My mum is like SUPER fair lah. [grr] For the pretty part, I think they were just sucking up to my mum.
Oh. The reason I went back was because of my cousin's wedding. WHEEEEEEEE.
I travelled there by cruise. Well, its not exactly what you call cruise cause the beds had cockroaches living under it and once it come out from below and crawled across the beds. [EEW.]
And the toilets are like oh-my-god. [the bad kind of omg that is] they were so dirty that i tahan-ed my pee lah. :(
the beds. [economy class]i should have gone to lux class.
rahh.
but still lux class does not have bathrooms in the rooms. grr.
My bed was super messy.
Even tho my brother feared the cockroaches, he fell asleep eventually.
Oh. I forgot to mention boarding the ship. It was VERY ma fan. People were like pushing each other and they don't care if you are a young, innocent little girl/guy. They'll just push you like you're the shittiest shit on board.
Especially porters. There were loads of porters lah. And you know. Indonesians on board brought like all sort of stuff. From televisions to baby cots. And these porters would just bang in to you and treat you like dirt. How I loathe them.
But my aunties didn't want to hire porters [you just get them to carry your stuff and pay them money] and we were carrying loads of stuff for the wedding. So we were struggling.
I swear. I will never go on board that piece of metal shaayyte ever again.
Anwar apparently looking for snacks in my bag. Too bad, kid. I hid them. HEE HEE.
I'm such a bad jie.
Alighting was also VERY ma fan lah.
The cruise took like 2 days 1 night to arrive our destination. And for that 2 days 1 night me and my cousin, Tari, walked around the ship and looked out for hot guys[apparently there were few. gahh]
Me and Kak Lia. Our last day on board this shitass ship.There were like loads of chi ko peks can!!?!?!
One guy was like:
Hi, Darling.
And I replied:
Crazy old man. [Lifts my middle finger]
Yes. I seriously did that. I wanted to kick his balls so badly can!?!?! I mean he was a FAT ASS and looked like he already screwed 32 women and had 289 kids can?!?! And still want to flirt some more.
Oh. There was a SUPER cute guy on board. I saw him for 2 days. On the top deck. Outside. Fresh wind. Blue waves. He was always listening to his mp3.
god.
From left to right: Kak Lia, Kak Erni[getting married], Tari and ME!Okay. There was a chao funny thing that happened okay.
I was like looking at the cute guy and there was this bald and short asswipe who was lurking at me and Tari's area there. We ignored him and kept looking at the cute guy. Suddenly, this bald guy just appeared right IN FRONT OF ME, blocking my view of the cute guy and said,
"Hi! Can I have your number?"
I quickly walked away and dragged Tari. We were laughing like mad lah. Stupid chi ko pek.
So when we arrived, we had to travel to our kampung for like ANOTHER ONE AND A EFFING HALF HOUR by van lah.
BAH.
Tari and ME. Aye, freakass ship.Aaannywaay. I met my oldest cousin, Abang Aten, and he didnt change much since I last saw him in Penang.
Oooh. He also thought me how to ride the motorcycle. HEEEEEEEEEEEE. :DDDDDDD
Hint : I have a SUPER hot cousin. Incest? Nah. More on that in PART DUA. :D CHEERIOS.
Nisa :D
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