I want meows.
Just like Mel's only less gayer.

HEEEE. Btw, that's Shakespeare, the black one. and Othello!

Yes, I am. Because I just jogged (FINE. walked and ran and all that) around SNA4 at 9pm just now right after I bathed and smelled pretty when I was supposed to be studying for Physics test tmr and now I smell. Moo.

I smell.
BOO.

Is Wiki lying to meeeeeeeeeee!?

They said A7X's new single video come out alrdy and its on Youtube!


WHERE GOT@?!!!!?!?

THIS ONE MUST WAAAATCH!
FUNNYSHIT.
FROM MY LINKER, CHANG!



How to be a Gangster!



How to be a Ninja!

Funny stuff! Must watch!

And then there's this hawt guy! (with a British accent yo.)



My heroine! -Chipmunk version

(edited bit:!)

I HAD 81 HITS ON MY BLOGGY YTD!
SUPERHAPPY!

(edited bit finish worz.:!)

Only two.
Maybe more.
But only two in my mind now

Nothingness & Jealousy.

I suddenly feel so dumb all of a sudden like everything just turned off so sudden. I didnt even realize until Tanya told me I was reacting so slow, Chang told me the same too. The simplest things become so complicated and the complicated things seem to be even more complicated. Bong.

So yeah, most of the time my brain goes bonkers and everything seems to be self-destructing itself. So yeah, I'm left with almost nothing. I think about nothing and I get super emo. Weird, huh.

I think I'm PMS-ing but can PMS-ing be long term? I hope someone answers this for me so I can seek the umm, truth to PMS-ing or smth like that bong.

Shit! I had the Quote of the Day in my mind and it just slipped off. Damnit.

Anyway, nothing much happened in school. I HEART LITERATURE manymany! And I'm proud to be a litty lit student! Midsummer is da sex.

Umm, let's see, Desmond painted his nails today (a different colour on each nail including black gold and what else idk.)

Jovon kena sound by some random gay guy who umm ask him if he wanted some umm yeah.

We saw someone's bra strap last week and also a somewhat trainee bra. Not horny.
Mick cut his hair! Our convo was so awkward and funny lah.

Me: Mick! You cut hair ah?

Mick: No, no. I never.

Me: Got! You cut hair right!!!!

Mick: No, no. I didnt!

Me: I can see the difference!

Mick: No, no. I shortened it.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee. Mick is so funny. I miss my old seating place lah! Got Mick, Sammy, Tanya and Jovon (or von for short). And they just had to change the goddamn seating arrangement. Which I think is less effective as last time, cos I think the class was quieter last time of idk. ROAR.

Weihao had written this on his hand:

WH ♥ LT

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!

There's Litty Lit test tomorrow and I have to study. Get down and study. Wheee. Mum's bringing home donuts!

P.S - BUBBLE TEA AND WAFFLES ARE DA SEX.

I went swimming with Ama after class today! Arabic class was okay, I guess. The teacher tried to confiscate my phone and THE black book in class. Snatched it away from her. Hoho.

(I would like to thank Best Friend No. ZERO for making me fall in love with blessthefall! da sex.)

OH. I'm numbering my Best Friends. Who said 'best friends' cant be numbered?

Anyway. Pictures pictures.

We kinda got lost and soooooooooo Ama called up her soccerplaying thin senior to give us directions. And you know whaaaaaaaaat. He came down and escorted us to the Sports Hall itself. Damn sweet ah. Hahaha.
Heyo bitch.
Heeeeeeee. The mirrors are so dirty lah. As in, there's scum on it or smth. Boo.
We have the same kamerah! Except that hers doesnt have a name yet.
Boo is now thinking of a full name for my Vengeance family. She already got Pali! The Iero family. Roar! Pancy Anthony Lizzy Iero. Fuck. So nice.

OKAY!
Just settled a name for my kamerah!

Moosi Zakk Vengeance!

Fuck. I love boo.


My phone is so weird. Here's what came out when I charged my phone. I think my phone was abducted by aliens. Meh.
Bored.

Pepper lunch for dinnah! This was taken by Mr Flower power.
Look at the sky. Its so weird.

And for my bunny bag.

BUNNY JAMES VENGEANCE!

whee!

I've numbered a few of my best friends alrdy.

Elvinaaaaa Goh Zheng - Best Friend No. 1
Chang XJ - Best Friend No. 0 (kosong lah.)
Boo - Best Friend Negative to the power of Infinity.
Ama - Best Friend No. 5 (amalina05lurhseyy!)

Whee!

This is why I feel a LITTLE better now.


I love my blog!
:D

And I hugged and kissed mum today, i feel better now.

Is Pizza Hut considered a place for Fine Dining?
Oh wtf.

Went to Penin for a little shopping and bought 2 pairs of what, skinnys? LOL. Black and baby pink, sexy! And then off to Toa Payoh and bought 2 tops! I am happy! Ooh! I bought 3 patches for my bunny bag too!



She bought gloves for the operation. Hurhur.

I want a bloody guitar. Im getting oneeeeeeeeeee. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And I'm getting free guitar lessons from bestfriend! Aiya both lah. Chang and Jasper. WHEE!
Lol, Xiang Jun and Jun Xiang. Wtf.




Waiting for our pastaaaaaaaaaas. Ooh. You knw, the Pizza Hut at Toa Payoh righhhhtt, ALL and I mean all the waiters are MALAY MINAHS. SERIOUS. You go yourself if you dont believe worz.
:O!
She say its a cow udder.


Camwhoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Its a sin.

Where is my pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
YAY!
Boo says it looks freaky.
Cos they were 3 huge crayfishes on my plate. And it was super delicious.
Hello crayfish!
Hello boo.
Me heart crayfish pasta worzzzz.

Baked rice!
Yummy ummy.


Finish!
Damn niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Look! I ate all the insides alrdy worz.

Patches I bought at Penin! Rolling stones. Misfits. Man U!!!!! And Firebrands badge I bought at Deafcon!


Hey prettty.

Going for dinner with Elvinanananaana tonight. Anybody wanna go?

And Samuel is so kuku lah.

The Words 'best Friend' Becomes Redefined, said Chiodos. says:
el.

#.Drunken 6B'05 PEOPLE WHO WANT GO ICESKATING? says:
tsk tsk

The Words 'best Friend' Becomes Redefined, said Chiodos. says:
you must wear girly oso.

♥ elvinagoh. says:
hahahaha how? skirt and spagtop?

♥ elvinagoh. says:
lollll

The Words 'best Friend' Becomes Redefined, said Chiodos. says:
anything girly will do!

#.Drunken 6B'05 PEOPLE WHO WANT GO ICESKATING? says:
wear school u la.

♥ elvinagoh. says:
EH PRETTY. DINNER AT KOVAN.

The Words 'best Friend' Becomes Redefined, said Chiodos. says:
lol!

The Words 'best Friend' Becomes Redefined, said Chiodos. says:
WTF!

♥ elvinagoh. says:
pizza hut

I love Flyleaf.

I'm so sick, infected with
Where I live
Let me live without this
Empty bliss, selfishness
I'm so sick
I'm so sick

For they speak words that are in me. Words that I dare not voice out.

I'm so sick of Mum's nagging. Seriously. I can't take it anymore. It is as if everything and nothing that I'm doing isnt just enough for her. She doesn't trust me at all please. I keep telling her I have Lit Workshop ytd and she thought I was lying. Wtf? And now its raining as I'm typing, great!

And I told her about the school's O Levels results and I was telling her how smart those top students were and she called me stupid for failing Maths, LAST YEAR. She keeps bringing it up and I dont know why. Even though I had tons of other achievements that I thought would please her. She didnt even care that I got an A2 for my English and she didnt even care that I GOT A FREAKING A1 FOR MY BLARDY HISTORY.

What else can I do? She doesnt approve of my friends who care for me so much and listen to my whinings everyday. My friends, lay off okay.

And then there's smth else. And I can't seem to forget about it. And its as if there's no one person who can actually listen to me whine. Cos their reactions would all be the same and what not. So I just keep it to myself for no one to hear.

I'm so sick.

koped from Sherrie!
@ Vivoooooo.

Where is my kamerah.

Where's Moosi?
I wanna post pickchures.
Mooosiiiiiiii.

RAWR.

I think I have too many best friends that I seriously think I have to start numbering them. RAWR. There's

Chingmay
Tanya
Elvina
Rachel
Joey Su
Sibyl
Sammy
Gary
Zhisheng
Melly
Ama
Eik Kar
Boo
John Chang
Jasper
Sya

If your name's not here and you are my best friend, tell me hor.

Faster faster, take your number.
LOL.

Then I can call them Best Friend (insert number here!)
RAWR.

And we celebrated Miss Kaur's Bday!
Despite em. Things that happend.

3E6'08 IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

3E6 LOVES MISS KAUR MANYMANYMUCHMUCHXOXOOXOXOXOXXZXZXZX.

(edited bit:)

btw, I'm still in my tanktop and Liverpool shorts and my mum just called me stupid. THANKS A LOT.

Let's all throw oranges and bananas and rotten cabbage on the stage. Bah, Im talking cock now. Anyway, I'm lazy to upload photos cos there's a lotta of em. Boo. But theyre pretty! Yes, yes. Umm.
Updates. Hmmmmz.

-3E6'08 IS LOVEEEEEEEEE

-Gary and Zhisheng are partners. Yes, its what you think it is.

-Elvina tried to rape Sammy Lee.

-I AM DOING REFLECTIONS WITH SMELLY CHING TMRRRRRRRRRRRR. ROAR.

-Can someone please download Hellogoodbye for mehhhh.

I WILL BLOG WITH PHOTOS.
YES, YES.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Nisa has no mood to blog yo.

Because she always feels like peeing.

Boo.

No lah.

She will come back as a knife master yo.

Hell yeah.

I'll come back when hell freezes over.

HOHO!

Surfing thru Friendster and I thought it was nice to go view profiles of random twits who decorate their profiles with pink, shiny stuff and what else, idk. Labelling themselves with names that are so ridiculous like

'SUPERGIRL WITH NO POWERRRS!'
and
'STraWBberRY GErrrRZx'

:O!

Ew much? Came across this girl who's from God-knows-where.

She calls herself

yUkI cUtE aNge!

DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF!

Oh, she's from Taiping. Where the hell is that?

That's it. Im seeing her as a resident of LaLaWoRlDzxzzxxzx! Where everyone where's pink everyday and whine about how their favourite cheena celebrity's album sales went down. They'll also go around blasting techno from their handphones and giggling in high-pitched voices and talking about things like boys and what not and also swearing excessively.

Lo and behold,

yUkI cUtE aNgE! (walao. how she spell angel sia.)


IsN't ShiIe ShoO dE BeRrii kE AiiXXzXXz.!


Typical what! Yeah, I know. DUH. Very expected lah. Bad background, confirm self-shot pictures. The other hand (the one not holding the kamerah) must also come into the picture you know! How about punching your ugly face? Or maybe poking it? So that you'll leave dents behind?! HOW FUN!

Just when you thought those pictures were revolting enough,

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Lo and Behold,

I HAD A WHOOPING 69 HITS TODAY!

(coincidental or what?)

Awww!
Her little friend stood up for her!

And he/she is known as 'ur cb'

OMGAAAAWD!
MY CHEEBYE IS TALKING TO ME!
HALLELUJAH.
NOW I CAN ASK SUPER CONFIDENTIAL QUESTIONS TO IT!

copy/paste from tagboard!

what my cb said to me! :

ur cb: hello ****ling little cb.who do you think you are.you are just a sec 3 malay student studying in zhong hua secondary.don't act like you are the queen just because you have your parents as back-up.

what i replied to my cb! :

NISA-ur cb: omg! my cheebye is talking! oi racist ah! hahahaha. wtf. her little friend standing up for her! awwwwww. thats so melancholic i could cry now. hello. IM IN BAND ONE ENGLISH BODOH. i got talk abt my parents meh! heyo. read properly lah!

what my friend said! :

#Drunken: legend of the talking cheesepie? how exciting!

(be jealous people! my vagina talks to meeeeee!)

____________________________________

what my cb said! :

ur cb: btw.its f u c k l i n g

what i replied to my cb! :

NISA-ur cb: and there's no such word as FUCKling, beeyotch.

(sheesh. my cb can swear. tsk!)
_____________________________________

what my cb said! :

ur cb: and you think your english is perfect!?stop all your nonsense

what i replied to my cb! :

NISA-ur cb: and yes, whoever said my english was flawless? i just said it was better.

(meemooomeeeeee. my cb talks now. THAT IS SO SUPER COOL.)

_______________________________________

what my cb said! :

ur cb: andddd xin yi has breast unlike you flattttttt.you are a ****ing sec 3.and you still don't have breast.maybe you have but they looks like mosquito bites

what i said to my cb :

NISA-ur cb: yes i do have breasts but i dont flaunt them like YOUR FRIEND. and how would you know? i dont remember having sex with you

(i think my cb has grudges against my breasts :O!)

what my friend said! :

#Drunken: come on la, my friend dont believe in implants cannnnnnn

____________________________________

what my cb said! :

nb cb: u tink ur english tokgong ar its like shyttttt ARHS

what i replied to my cb! :


NISA-ur cb: eh. LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

___________________________________

MY CB STRIKES AGAIN!

what my cb said! :

ur cb: how do you know im a *****.i don't bark and im not a female dog.your teeth are so not perfect and MY FRIEND doesn't flaunt her tits.its perfectly normal.she doesn't stuff tissue inside and she doesn't

what i replied :

NISA-ur cb: my teeth not perfect meh! please scroll down to see an array of pictures of my teeth. i dont see them slunted/crooked/largerthannormal/going inwards/backwards. and HOW DO YOU KNOW. and i didnt start the tissue thing okay. please stop accusing thankyouverymucho.

(hoho! it strikes again! bang.)

_________________________


what my cb said! :
ur cb: anw im done with this.you will appreciate me someday.cos your a small kiddo learning to act big.bye motha****ingpuacheebyezxzxzx

NISA-ur cb: yo. im taller than your friend. ROAR. anyway. MY CHEEBYE IS A TWIT! EHMAGAWWWWWWWWWDZZZZXZXZXZXZX!

hahaha. im done with this. THIS IS SO FUN! I COULD EASILY REPORT THE SPAMMER TO THE POLICE.

My friend did that once and the person kena traced!!

I may do that?

(edited!:)

my vahginaaaaaaaaaaaaaa strikes again!

what my cb said!:

ur cb
did i ever choke druken!?u wanna be a nigga huh.i play with you!yo! ya sucks dig a piece of ballstein

what i replied to my cb! :
NISA-ur cb : Hey. Dont try to be playing like a nigga cos it aint working for you. Your yo yo getup is so superficial.

what my friend said! :

#Drunken
try shutting it up with a little bit of lubricant? dont choke miss cheebye.

_______________________

what my cb said!:

ur cb
to #druken:it isnt cheesepie .learn hokkein la.ur in singapore.its c h e e b y e . and

NISA-ur cb : yo. DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IS same sounding words are? GAWD!

LOL!


I LOVE MY CB!
ITS WAR BABEH.

Btw, I HAVE BOTH YOUR IP ADDRESSES. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

yes. another one.
He can start a collection in my blog here.

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#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
i feel so...

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
LALALA

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
what is LALALA.

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
LALALALA is not an emotion.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
its a phrase potraying an emotion!

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
portraying*

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
no its isnt.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
yes!

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
LALALALA isnt a word/phrase in english my friend.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
the word " la " depicts a tune on the scale of music

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
LALALA is not a valid word lor.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
as the 6th note on a scale, it is considered as quite a high note.

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
where can anyhow combined 'la' become LALALA one!

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
being a high note, it also brings out the values of a high attitude when sung out of the blue

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
YOU DONT TALK COCK ABOUT YOUR BAND HERE AH.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
and the high-ness comes from happiness

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
and thus, LALALA means 3 X of la, equivilant to 3 x of happy

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
when means that LALALA = VERY VERY HAPPY!

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
another theory.

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
wtf.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
TSK TSK.

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
i think you're starting a series on my blog.

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
yea i think i can

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
xD

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
neh mind neh mind, the BIGGER your neh, the BIGGER your mind!

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
HAHAHAHAHAH1

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

I am not me now. So fuck off. / I want you. says:
SO GOING INTO MY BLOG.

___________________________________

my dear friend, stop talking cock.
thankyouverymuchxoxoox.

(edited bit:)

just after i posted this, another cocky phrase came out,

#.Drunken i ought to start on my homework XD says:
GO GO POWER RANGER!

gila.

OI BEEEYOTCHHHHH.

SLAM ME ALL YOU WANT IN YOUR LITTLE UGLY CHEENA BLOG THAT HAS LIKE WHAT, LESS THAN 3 PEOPLE READING EVERYDAY!?!

WELL, I CAN SLAM YOU BACK LIKE MARY MALONEY WITH A LEG OF LAMB WITH MY PRETTY-FANTABULOUS-FUCKALICIOUS BLOG THAT HAS 55 PEOPLE READING EVERYDAY!!

(and yes, 30 people is a lot)
EH NO. 55 WAS MY HIGHEST HIT YTD!

You were slowly killing me with your fucked-up english.

GAWD.

Get a grammar lesson perleeeeeze.
Along with a vocab lesson.
It'll make your posts less mundace, beeeeyotch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway.
You said 'SHE' (which is clearly me) influenced the others.
Influence the others my ass.

You made people disgusted by your oh-so-visible bra (yes, bra) and that transparent shirt of yours. Are you trying to look like a slut?

Well, lemme tell you what, its working!
HALLELUJAH!

And I approached you to change your braaaaaaaa, bodoh. (yes, my malay very big ah! I take Higher Malay, bodoh!)

If I wasn't a good friend, I wouldn't have approached you to change it and it it stay that way righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht?
So that people could laugh their asses off at you, looking like a little slut.

True not?

Heyo, people see your face ready they dont like you lah.

And keep your slutty hands of my monitors for you shall not taint their minds and break their hearts.

AND FOR BLARDY GOD'S SHAKES!

STOP BEING A BLARDY HEARTBREAKER!

Don't you have better things to do like IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH!?!

GAWDDDD.

And you tell me, WHO WANTS TO STICK TO YOU LIKE GLUE.
I bet they'll die of too much bimbotic exposure.

And when you say 'HI!' to people, please stop scaring their asses off at 6.50 am in the morning.

BEEYOTCHHHH TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

And yes.
It's still on.
It's still war babeh.

I, Nisa Suhaimy, hereby declare that I will not respond to certain IM convos and smses.

I'm definitely sure that this thing will not work.

So, no point declaring.

Oh fuck it.

I am certainly not okay.

I cry when I listen to Fated.
(Its on repeat now btw)

I'm not rly blinking my eyes.

I'm staring at random blank spaces.

I think about nothing.

I feel nothing.

I just blinded myself with my mini-table lamp.

I don't know why.

I wanna pee but I can't seem to bring myself to the toilet.

I feel extremely moody and weird.

I can't go to sleep.

I don't know what to make out of things now.

I don't know anything.

Can someone tell me what's going on?

HONOURED!

To be in her latest blog post!

But I admit I'm quite appalled because the topic abt me was rojak-ed along with her OH-SO-POOR-ENGLISH which was so super gross.

You know what, I still can't forgive you cos you've done one thing after another and that is just so wrong!

I've apologised like a million times on that day. I clearly remembered. You lied again. You just had to right?

I'm sorry for being sucha bitch, but everyone has a bitch inside them huh?
Its just a matter of what, unleashing?

You know what, I SALUTE THE SPAMMER.

AND ITS ON.
ITS WAR NOW BABEH.

Met up with Elizabeth/Inda/Beth boo after a very long time.
Fuck I miss her.



yes. its a changing room.






her camera much more better siallll.












Dont ask me why the lighting sucks!
My camera phone sucks.
I didnt bring my camera that day.

































peppa lunch is da sex!
elvina and lammylam!
painted and designed by me!
with help from rachel lammylam, alcina, joey su and elvina!
hell yeah. i see zacky!
my class table very pretty!




i lubb my cousin!