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i am NISA SUHAIMY
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kthxbye!

ADDICTION.

Earworm : Stay With Me by Finch

Reading : Au Pair.

Watching : Heroes, again.

Yummy : Cookies.

Obssesion : Zacky Vengeance of A7X

Colour! : Purpleeeee.

sheesh.
can i get any lamer than this?

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nisa suhaimy; fourteen

1. i am your mother
2. *gasps here*
3. Z James Baker = very sexy.
4. milo is sexy too.
5. Tummyache is yummy.
6. i think i love like spammers.
7. i want a meow.

9. Eh. No number 8. Nehmind. I think I'm in love.!
lollipopp-@hotmail.com for self-centred hate mail and msn

msn display name :Ex oh ex oh (♥) 28 March. Shuthefuckup.


Friday, December 29, 2006


HOT GUYS OF 2006



[no rank]

1. GERARD WAY.
He suddenly from freaky emo hot guy[erm?] turn to a blond hottie can.




WOAH. HE'S KINDA HOT BACK THEN. BUT KINDA. ERM. FREAKY.

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HOTTIE. HE'S NOT JUST HOT BUT CUTE. WELL.AND HE CHILLED DOWN ON THE RED EYELIGHTS THAT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD~.HE LOOKED WAYYYYYYY HOT IN MCR'S BLACK PARADE VID.




2. JOHN CENA
YES. THAT WWE CHAMPION/RAPPER/HOTTIE/HOTTIE/HOTTIE.
IM CURRENTLY ADDICTED TO ERM. WRESTLING.






WHY HE'S HOT.
CAUSE HE DOESNT WRESTLE AND RUN AROUND IN TIGHT UNDIES OR TIGHTS LIKE.
THIS.



NO. THATS NOT HIM. THATS FREAKING RANDY ORTON.
AND THAT IS NOT HOT.
THAT IS JUST. EW.

AND NOT JUST THAT.
EX-HUBBY OF BRIT SPEARS K-FED THINKS HE SO MACHO.
HE IS GOING TO BRING DOWN K-FED IN JANUARY.




3. WENTWORTH MILLER
BOO AND ME LIKES HIM. THE PRISON BREAK HAWTIE.
HE'S MIXED BLOOD.
THATS WHY HE LOOKS LIKE A BLACK BUT HAD FAIR COMPLEXION.






ELLY BOO. THIS IS FOR YOU.
BOO TAUGHT ME A NEW WORD.
NABEIKENABEIAN.
ERM. ONLY MALAYS CAN UNDERSTAND.
SORRY.




4. JEFF HARDY
YES. WRESTLING AGAIN. WHEE.
SO HAWT CAN.




CLAIMING THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION AND LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP.
AND 5-TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPION WITH BROTHER MATT HARDY.
HE TOO ALMOST KNOCKED OUT ONE OF HIS ENEMIES EYEBALL UNINTENTIONALLY.
:D





5. JAMES AND OLIVER PHELPS.
THEY PLAYED FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY I HARRY POTTER.
I <3 TWINS. SO HAWT CAN.



SAY ALL U WANT. BUT I THINK THEYRE HOT.






6. RAIN.




7. [JOHN] JEON JI HOON
YES. HOTTIE FROM GOONG[PRINCESS HOURS].
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE DECIDED TO CHANGE HIS NAME.



HE'S THE 2ND GUY FROM THE LEFT.




7. JAY CHOU.





8. BILLY JOE OF GREENDAY



HE'S MARRIED.




9. FAUZIE LAILY
IF BOO LIKE SYED AZMIR. I TAKE FAUZIE LAH.



10. SCOTT MECHLOWICZ



I STILL TAKE GERARD WAY NO.1 :D




:DDDDDDD



AND THIS IS WHY I DIDNT INCLUDE ADAM BRODY.
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HE OGLES.

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2:32 pm




INDONESIAN MONEY CHANGERS ARE HILARIOUS


while i waited for my cousin to come fetch us from the batam ferry place there.
i observed the indonesian money changers.

first both of them were like this.



wait.
let me zoom in.





































they both put their hands thru the hole there and wave and call tourists to come and change money with them bcos they was another money changer just beside them and they were like competing.


ohkay.

the funny thing was.

they managed to attract one tourist.
so they take their hand from the hole and then change money and then the tourist went off.

both of them watched the tourist left until the door and automatically change position and put their hands thru the whole at the same time.

like robot can.

and they did the same thing later.

it was like a process.


3:04 am




ANGRY AT SOMEONE??

HOW ABOUT PURCHASING A VOODOO KNIFE HOLDER!
A GOOD WAY TO LET OUT YOUR ANGER AND KEEP YOUR KNIVES AT THE SAME TIME.






THE KNIVES SLOTS ARE LOCATED AT:-
- THE HEAD. YES RIGHT THRU HIS FUCKING BRAIN.
- THE CHEST.
- JUST ABOVE THE KUKUJIAO THERE. SORRY NO DIRECT SLOT. HEHE. OR NOT CANNOT SELL ONE.
- THE THIGH
- THE KNEE

IF YOU'D LIKE TO PURCHASE ONE OF THIS.
PLEASE PROCEED TO
BIG@SAFE - HARBOURFRONT LEVEL 3



















EH! SERIOUSLY LAH. HAVE YOU KNOW.


2:57 am




why.
just why.
just freaking why.
just fucking plain why.




why must we meet and part with LOVED ONES.
i don't get it.
wait.

i get it.
this is what they mean by

ITS HARD TO LOVE SOMEONE




firstly.
parting with people. great people i have gone thru with from 6 years.
that was already the beginning of a totally new life.




then.
rebecca had to leave for china.
she is the sweetest girl ever.
she never looked down on people.




and then.
andrea had to go.
she so smart until can go for vjc.
and i only knew her well during our music and movement production.
and i thought she was one rocking babe.





next.
danny is probably leaving.
during the warm up for m&m.
the whole room was quiet and everyone closed their eyes and inhale and exhale.
he mentioned about how he was probably leaving.
it hit me.
i tried to hold back tears.
scared that they would ruin my make-up.
i didnt even get to see him after the show.
he was the greatest drama trainer ever.






then.
wah lim had to go too.
she's just changing class.
she's going to 2e6.
cos she's taking higher chinese.
the only person i was hoping to be taking higher chinese and to change class is regina.
i visited her blog only today.
when i saw the post.
i was shocked.
and when i found out it was true.
i sighed.
thinking.
not again.











why.

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1:43 am


Thursday, December 14, 2006


TORTURE 104
SPECIALLY FOR TEACHERS
PRO LAH BABE! xD
BY JASMINE TAN


-> get her into a class and bound her to the table in the middle of the class

-> gag her and invite the whole level to scream and shout in her ears

-> get someone to hold her at the door and slap her repeatedly by slamming the door

-> hang her at the window and splash chicken blood at her

-> burn all ur textbooks and notes and hmk

-> mute her by slicing her tongue slowly, allowing her to savour the pain

-> take away specs/contacts and leave her in the parade square w her specs/contacts hung at the flag pole

-> lift her up using the flag pole and hang her in mid-air

-> when students are done doing whatever they want to do with her, whip her

-> using heavy duty duct tape, tape her to the ground and decorate her with sweet stuff and invite ants and spiders.

-> continue with lessons :D

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9:07 pm




TORTURE 103
SPECIALLY FOR FEMALE DOGS xD
WAIT! NORCHAT PRO AH.
BY JASMINE TAN AND ME!!


-> tie hair and pull till bald

-> victim's shouting, gag her mouth with ur brother's 1 yr never wash underwear.

-> pull eyelash+eyebrows with pincer one by one

-> make her hideous with make-up and previous victim's ash

-> stuff used-wanking pencils into nostrils

-> hammer/drill her perfect teeth and gums

-> stretch ears

-> paint the word 'LOSER' on her head with her blood [from drilled gums and teeth]

-> clip cheeks till red and droopy.

-> flirt with her super-cute bf and make him kiss u in front of her.

-> show her hideous face with mirror.

-> feed her pork lard cubes

-> dump her roadside

-> P.S - post a pic of her tortured self on her own blog and to the WHOLE WORLD!!


sweet.


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8:56 pm




TORTURE 102
THE NEXT STEP TO PROFESSIONAL TORTURING
BY JASMINE TAN :D


-> get a victim [make sure u hate him/her :D] or get PAID.

-> pull out eyebrows slowly [moustache/beard if victim has one]

-> burn fingernails till they're gone

-> blast loud music right beside ears [go and borrow ur neighbour's karaoke set lah]

-> do NOT allow him to sleep [do anything u can do to keep him awake]

-> place luxurious food in front of him but feed only bread and water to him/her. [must keep
victim alive so torturing can be more fun]

-> hang above glass shards so he have to curl up his feet

-> drip honey all over him to attract ants.

-> place snakes in his private parts. LOL.

-> use huge stones to bash him up.

-> clip his fingers with chopsticks

-> P.S - do not gouge his eyes YET. let him see whats happening.

-> shave bald and draw on head with acryclic paint. [be creative and u can save paper at the same time :D]

-> Sell wig on E-Bay.

-> HUMILIATE THEM!!

-> break all victim's bones.

-> peel off skin layer by layer

-> pull at veins with huge rusty pliers

-> scrape at bones and sell as CALCIUM PILLS :D

-> gouge out eyeballs

-> dump victim in forest w/o proper burial

-> go back a week later to collect maggots and save for another victim. :DDD


















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8:18 pm




TORTURE 101
THE FIRST STEPS FOR BEGINNERS
BY GERALDINE LAM :D



-> Hammer nails into toes.
-> Break fingers joint by joint.
-> Cut off tongue. slowly.
-> Drill holes into teeth
-> Break elbows and knees [knock into other direction :P]
-> Saw through flesh to expose bone. Then, break it.
-> *optional- dig through marrow just for FUN. :D
-> Gouge eyeballs out
-> Pull at lips with rusty pliers
-> Skin victim then pour lemon juice over
-> Remove victim's organs and sell on E-Bay
-> Leave the brain. Don't sell it.
-> And in its last, throbbing moments
-> BURN,
-> baby,
-> BURN!!!!! :D
-> collect the ash
-> make into DIAMOND
-> SELL ON E-BAY!!!


-You can make money and enjoy the pleasures of torturing at the same time.

:D


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