Surfing thru Friendster and I thought it was nice to go view profiles of random twits who decorate their profiles with pink, shiny stuff and what else, idk. Labelling themselves with names that are so ridiculous like

'SUPERGIRL WITH NO POWERRRS!'
and
'STraWBberRY GErrrRZx'

:O!

Ew much? Came across this girl who's from God-knows-where.

She calls herself

yUkI cUtE aNge!

DOUBLE-U-TEE-EFF!

Oh, she's from Taiping. Where the hell is that?

That's it. Im seeing her as a resident of LaLaWoRlDzxzzxxzx! Where everyone where's pink everyday and whine about how their favourite cheena celebrity's album sales went down. They'll also go around blasting techno from their handphones and giggling in high-pitched voices and talking about things like boys and what not and also swearing excessively.

Lo and behold,

yUkI cUtE aNgE! (walao. how she spell angel sia.)


IsN't ShiIe ShoO dE BeRrii kE AiiXXzXXz.!


Typical what! Yeah, I know. DUH. Very expected lah. Bad background, confirm self-shot pictures. The other hand (the one not holding the kamerah) must also come into the picture you know! How about punching your ugly face? Or maybe poking it? So that you'll leave dents behind?! HOW FUN!

Just when you thought those pictures were revolting enough,

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Lo and Behold,